Monday, November 24, 2008

i love stupid people.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/081124/odds/odd_us_china_panda


i just wanted to cuddle? fuckwit.

ok, so where did this dim bulb get the idea that the panda would actually be up for a cuddle?

pictures of pandas and representations of pandas in stories and conversations.

in other words..........

the ideas of others.

like a map.

not reality.

too often we are responding to maps, and not checking for the reality.

pandas are a type of bear by the way. a bear stoned on eucalyptus, but a bear nonetheless......and if we stop to think for a minute, we realise that bears are really big, strong predators, that have the potential to hurt and kill weak, hairless, slow-moving hominoids.

so kiddies, the next time you get the idea that what looks like a cartoon character might appreciate your "human" touch; think twice......dumbass, or we`ll have yet another news story to laugh outloud at.

2 comments:

Ricardo said...

Yes, a Panda is a pretty powerful and large animal and, if snuck up on like that, will likely do what it sees fit to defend it's territory. Look at how dogs behave when a stranger approaches the home? I don't get people sometimes.

dr.alistair said...

oh, i get them all to well.

we are conditioned by media to do the most outragious things.

turn the bloody tv off and stop living a jump-cut life.