i just wanted to cuddle? fuckwit.
ok, so where did this dim bulb get the idea that the panda would actually be up for a cuddle?
pictures of pandas and representations of pandas in stories and conversations.
in other words..........
the ideas of others.
like a map.
too often we are responding to maps, and not checking for the reality.
pandas are a type of bear by the way. a bear stoned on eucalyptus, but a bear nonetheless......and if we stop to think for a minute, we realise that bears are really big, strong predators, that have the potential to hurt and kill weak, hairless, slow-moving hominoids.
so kiddies, the next time you get the idea that what looks like a cartoon character might appreciate your "human" touch; think twice......dumbass, or we`ll have yet another news story to laugh outloud at.