Thursday, December 24, 2009

dead zone.

just moved and the powers that be have decided that we don`t get internet for the holidays.

welcome to the dead zone!

i will get to the library and post occasionally until such time as we can go on-line again....but until then....happy blogging, and don`t talk to the elves.

no really, don`t talk to the elves.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

of course.

this is offensive to people who believe that a man and his wife don`t have sex.

those who believe that a man and his wife could live together and travel together but not have sex for the entire time they were married have some issues would think.

but then again marriage has got other purposes than sex and pregnacy in the normal human way.

transfer of assets for instance.

and i know a couple of women who have a personal relationship with the lord our saviour.

i guess if you don`t like sex with another person, a ghost will do.

one woman actually said to me with a straight face,  'i feel him move within me..."

you have just got to be kidding woman.

on another note, did you know that 95% of women that abuse thier children have never experienced an orgasm?

and futher, that toronto is known as the frigid woman capital of the world.

golf finally becomes a sport.,209225

and by the way, tiger?; cut her a cheque the old fram oil filter commercial says, "you can pay me now, or......"

Wednesday, December 16, 2009


these guys are spooling up for a big old bang.  they don`t like israel and they don`t like america and they don`t like anything really unless it`s iranian. we went through this with iraq recently and thankfully they now don`t have access to technology greater than a red and white taxi.

nice people though.

just don`t give them medium range thermo-nuclear rockets.

Monday, December 14, 2009

i`ve posted about this guy before.,208327

and for those who don`t know him, he`s an old-school hockey coach who advocates physical violence in the game of hockey.

now, i now there are those of you who know a bit about hockey and say, well, it`s violent by where`s the harm in rallying the troops?

the problem is that hockey is really a skill game with a few of the fat kids trying to hit the athletes before they score again.

and don cherry encorages the fat kids to try  harder.

cherry freaked when the russians and czechs and swedes and finns started coming into the league because the flowing skill game makes the hitting game seems so neandertal and stupid by comparison.

cherry`s cry of "hit them harder" was heard on coaches corner each saturday night for years.

granted, canadian players have the skills...gretzky, lindros, lafleur, cornoyer, etc...but the culture of agression and voilence still persists in the receptical of mr. cherry and the like who encourage parents and kids to "kill him" he needs to shut the fuck up and let them skate, pass, shoot and score.......

....and maybe he can go and commentate on the ufc.

Sunday, December 13, 2009


recently i haven`tt had much to say.

tiger woods sort of took the wind out of my sails, and as i watch this train wreck happening in slo-mo i wonder just how much shitty our media can become as they deliver this to our eyeballs in various ways.

the only way i ever see that man`s face is because yahoo pushes it in my face as i check for e-mails...otherwise he falls into the infinite abyss along with all the other "news" i can`t be bothered to comment on.

oh yeah, and gossip at christmas parties.

which  brings me back to christmas.


people are already stressed enough and too fat, stupid and ignorant to get out of thier own way regarding most issues, and so when christmas looms they go into that traditional not-ok state of panic and spend and eat and drink as if it`s somehow making them feel better.

and for that brief moment when you are full and buzzed and have wrapped all the boxes ready for your "loved" ones to descend upon them...i guess you are sort of happy. at least satisfied that you`ve run your errands and satisfied your commitment to whomsoever will sit in that room with you on the 25th.

but what about the 24th?

or the 27th?

or january 3rd?

what shit state of affairs leads us to neglect the other days of the year so profoundly to pile heaps of consumer items under a decapitated conifer while ungrateful whelps grap, rip and tear at the paper and ribbon that you so carefully applied a few hours before?

and then...not minutes later, while the cat dives in an out of the refuse....the feelings begin to dissipate and a slight chill descends....driven by a mild hangover and thoughts of visa card bills and another emotive spasm looming a week later.

new years!

for fuck`s sake.

are we that lame and disenchanted that we will sit drunk once again and countdown the last few remaining minutes of this sad pathetic year that has been 2009...with  other drunk sad people that we really don`t want to hug and kiss on this night...or any other night for that matter.

yep. we are that lame.

i need to  get back to my disciplined life. the life of workouts and focusing on my diet and professional developement.

i met a wonderful woman and she has shown me the value of family, love and closeness....things i so desperately missed...but with it has come a longing for my sharp focus on, well....anything but mindless consumerism.

i`m trying to balance this all out this cold wet rainy morning while my children play somewhere in the house and my girlfriend is tucked in her bed reading upstairs.

and i will continue to try.

but i need to feel the road under my bike tires and my heart pounding in my chest.

then i will be able to deal with christmas...a little bit at least.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

i have noticed.....

....a substantial increase in the number of followers recently.

just thought i`d say hello and welcome you all to the hypgnosys ride. it can get dark occasionally, but mostly investigative, analytical and sometimes sarcastic.

good to have you on board.

now, can anyone tell me what the fascination with obama`s wife is?

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Monday, December 07, 2009

pick one.

better than trying unseccessfully to get you to pick a religion, you can now pick an icon which best suits your demeanour.

do it now.

thanks to grant by the way....

and further, which one would you want as a boss?  friend? cross country companion?

Saturday, December 05, 2009

i was thinking.... i used to, about such things as evolution and just exactly what that means.

the idea that we came from some other species of animal adapted to changes in our environment seems somehow wrong to me.

darwin catalogued species of birds in the galapagos islands and noticed that in different areas of the islands the birds had adapted physiologically to best survive. where insects were plentiful the birds had beaks and claws for holding and eating them. in areas where seeds were the only food source the beaks adapted. this sort of adaptation took generations to evolve.

this adaptation is seen in all species, including humans.

what darwin didn`t find was birds becoming other types of species.

and no other scientist has either.

the only place i`ve ever seen evolution of the type that evolutionists have suggested is in technology.

mechanisms evolve as humans find ways to improve thier devices.

the actions of a higher intelligence act upon devices to allow them to improve in form and function.

like computers.

the first ones were simple beads on rails for doing math.

then came mechanical devices for holding place so that computations could be made.

when vacuum tube technology came along electronic circuits became used for the same purpose.

as circuits became smaller and smaller power consumption grew less, allowing powerful computers to become portable. what once filled a whole room could be held  in the palm of one hand.

now our giga-bit memories allow us to store every phone number in the world in our phone.....

we are the one`s who are driving evlolution. we are the one`s who work in labs to breed clones and create new species...

...and suggest that we can take dinosaur dna and create a new dinosaur.

which i personally think would be kinda cool....unless peta let it loose.....

so how did humans come to exist?

we certainly didn`t evolve naturally from apes or chimps.

even darwin knew that.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009


i was watching a movie last night with my girlfriend. the x-files movie for those interested. we were being bored for a few moments with an interview with the actors and the director and my girlfriend said, "why don`t you skip ahead to the film...." and i said that it was one of those old-fashioned newtonian mechanical devices on tape and that it conformed to physical limits of time and space, unlike a cd or dvd which transcends them.

we live in a reality that we experience as if it is on a strip of iron oxide coated tape running in one direction.

from birth to death.

for the majority of us we will see, in the not too distant future, more devices and processes that will allow us to shift from this newtonian local view of reality, toward a non-local quantum mechanical view of things so that things like size and time and location won`t be as critical to our thinking as it is now.

for some this is a frightening concept that means losing a grip on things that "matter" literally and figuratively. areas such as computing and nano-technology are now entering into the realm of non-local functioning and will soon become indisticnct from magic for the lay observer.

the simple fact that people could actually invent the cd in the first place is an early indication that this process is underway....and that in the more than twenty years since we first got cds imagine what else has been developed, waiting to emerged.

the newtonian physical view of reality brought us wonders of clockwork machinery and thinking, the next shift of perception will be......non-material.

and maybe some things that have been a mystery to society will become apparent.....finally.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

what if....

...we never stop asking questions?

i am criticised occasionally for asking so many questions about everything....and i`m asked when the questions end.

they don`t.

questioning is a way of life for those on a spiritual path. those of us looking for enlightenment in all facets of our lives continually ask questions about....everything.

so if you are uncomfortable with the constant inquiry, i suggest you take up a religion.

you won`t have to ever ask a single question in your life again.

in fact, in most religions you won`t be allowed to.

do we have to?

do we have to choose a religion?

do we need to believe in something greater than ourselves?

i think most people are either already believing in something because of where they have found themselves through the actions of parents, family or friends....or they had questions of faith and asked a bloke in a dress.

i think that there is an energy that we are all part of that shapes this existance and that religion has usurped this knowledge and jumbled up simple concepts in mythology and fairy tales so that people are confused and sometimes even a little afraid to think for themselves and ask the questions they wanted to ask when they were five or six.

y`know, pat condell does a great service to people by giving them a perspective on religion that most are too close to to be able to distinguish the politics fromt he sunday hymns.

he is a little radical and he freely admits that he relishes the position of being a militant athiest.

so; the questions we wanted to ask when we were five or six.

where do trees come from?

god made them, mummy said. dad said that it is all a part of god`s plan for us all. the trees, the sky, the birds, the fields and the rivers.

all of it made by god.

why we asked?

so that we may know his splendour and that when we die we will be re-united with him and all of our loved ones that have gone before us.

(?) why do people have to die?

because it is a part of god`s plan. a mystery to us mere mortals.

pretty soon little kids stop asking questions because, frankly, it gets frightening. to think that a god made us and then summerily whacks us  whenever he feels like it......

and pretty soon the whys just peter out and we have this benign habit of going to church on sunday and watching our parents put money on a plate.

and personally that is why i think religion is a waste of time. and money.

and they do like our money don`t they?

Monday, November 30, 2009

choose a religion.

thanks to bassman who unwittingly provided the graphic for this post.

isn`t it great that, on the internet, you begin a relationship by stealing someone`s shit...and they are ok with it!

a bit about hypnosis.

hypnosis is everything.

in fact i can`t think of one thing that isn`t hypnosis.

the simple act of thinking involves making sounds and pictures  inside one`s head that ilicits a responce.

we hypnotise ourselves every day by thinkng.

and we hypnotise eachother too.

we say something like "imagine that..."  or "try to see it this way"  or we ask questions like "what were you thinking?".

my girlfriend`s son said "i can`t see why not" when asked if  he would share the tequila he got for his birthday yesterday.

he didn`t share it.

i knew he wouldn`t even though he had a smile on his face and seemed like he would open the bottle.

he might even have consciously wanted to share a glass to celebrate...but he didn`t.

the phrase "i can`t see why not" can be broken down into two seperate elements. a command to himself "i can`t see"  and the picture he commanded himself not to see., which was "why not".

if you can`t see why not, then you are going to be left with why.

he was basically saying "why"?  even though  it sounded like there was no reason not to share the tequila.....

my idea of the season.

i am sick of intolerant types selling childish fantasies to people to get them to buy things.

but getting them to buy things is only part of the game.

once the child has his or her every whim met by santa at the north pole, they are then exposed to the "greater" meaning of the season...that someone was slaughtered horribly by powerful men and thier soldiers.

and the child feels guilty after recieving the gifts of thier greatest they go along and listen to a bloke in a dress (a bloke in a dress?) tell them all that he speaks to god about how we treated his son, and that he knew this would happen and blah blah blah......

so we are guilty for all that we have recieved.

not grateful.


but wait you say, this is christmas, the birth of christ...for god`s sake (god`s sake!) at least leave us our season of well-wishing and gifts and trees and lights and egg-nog.

but i can`t, becasue the long winter ends in spring and then we rip the man apart.....while our children search for eggs and your wife dances with the blokes in the bunny suits at the party and you drink too much and try to pull her off the dance floor when she`s only having fun.....

the trance induction begins with dissipating our energy to exhaustion (spending money) at christmas and ends in an orgy of death at easter.

and little old ladies wear the image on a gold chain around thier necks.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

fuck christmas.

y`know....i`m getting more than tired of this season. this season of stress and and anxiety over spending money we don`t have on people we barely tolerate.

i spent almost 15 miutes getting coffee at starbucks today due to everyone rushing out to get ahead of everyone else rushing out to get christmas shopping done.

why not just give it a miss this year?

oh yeah, because everyone will think you are a selfish dick otherwise.

they do anyway.

so save the $1500 and buy yourself something nice and enjoy the season for once.

what could $1500 buy you that would make you happy and keep you going for the next twelve months?

here are some ideas.

liposuction...for that fat head of yours.

a hooker who has had a shower this week.

the best noise cancelling headphones in the world.

a hand gun or two. (unless you live in canada, in which case you can`t)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

shit happens.


the label organic has become synonimous with better for you and better for the environment.

better for the environment in that no chemicals were used in the growing of the produce....but better for us how?

apparently the added chemicals used in growing the fruits and vegetables and feeding animals and the making of dairy products are bad for us, os some producers are providing additive-free produce and calling  it organic.

we are seeing organnic products in the grocery selling for as much as five times the regular prices for similar items.

hell of a price to pay to save the planet.

questionable price to pay for supposed health benifits.

i eat a lot of oat meal. in fact i eat oatmeal at least once a day as a major meal, and sometimes two large bowls of oatmeal is all i eat in a oatmeal is a major component of  my diet.

occasionally i find organic oatmeal side-by-side with my regular brand at mere pennies more, and so i will try the organic stuff to compare.

i haven`t noticed any difference in taste or digestion or provided nutrition between the regular and the organnic, but that`s just me comparing in a non-scientific way.

but i will tell you, if the price was any greater than the few pennys i see on my shelf, i wouldn`t make the effort.

i know people who can`t eat without crowing on about the virtues of organic food in thier diet, and i know one dear girl who eats nothing but organic and says the word entirely too often. she even drinks organic wine....because it doesn`t give her a hangover.

silly girl.

anyway, to me, the whole organic industry is sold to hyper-sensitive save-the-world types and elitists with more money than sense.

and besides, little dry apples never appealed to me.

Monday, November 23, 2009

pictures from dealy plaza, dallas texas.

active visualisation practice.

mind control.

you are about to practice some...on your own mind.

for once you will be able to choose the images and sounds and even smells and tastes and physical feelings in your opposed to sitting passively while someone chooses those images for you.

so what are you going to show yourself.

i recommend a vivid positive memory of something that happened to you or something that you witnessed that you enjoyed.

sit quietly and relax.

breathe slowly and comfortably, and allow yourself to remember what it is that you`ve chosen to re-experience.

see what you see now, and hear what you remember hearing.....

play these images and sounds over repeatedly until you really get a sense of knowing that the feelings you are getting now match that which you experienced then.

look at the colours of the images you are seeing and brighten them. make the reds redder and the blues bluer.

and the whites whiter.

 make the sounds a little louder and notice if your feelings intensify accordingly.

let the process run as many times as you feel comfortable with the idea that, like anything we do, in time the process will become easier and the results will become more profound.

the movie projector.

in your mind there is a giant hi-def screen.

on that screen you show yourself things.

and you`ve been doing this all your life.

some of the pictures and movies are really short and so you might not even notice them as they play for you, but the fact remains that you are being played movies and stills that effect your life.

to discover the content of these images means that you have to slow yourself down and be able to visualise internally. this is a process of learning to relax and breathe deeply as you let pictures come at you randomly.

yoga and other forms of mediation use visualisation as part of thier training to help relax. this is a passive from of what i am beginning to describe here.

the active from of visualisation stimulates the mind to discovering our true motives for existance in physical reality, and as you explore this internal reality you will earn to escape the mundane trivial materialistic obsession we call life, that leads us all to distress and disease.

so why is it that some are happier than others anyway?

it`s because they can see clearly what they need to do with themselves and don`t get caught up in mind-numbingly stupid games with other depressed and tired people.

which takes me back to the lists of people who pissed me off.

it was good to write that list and get a perspective on where i had found myself for a while....and see where those people were caught in a spiral of feeding of eachother`s discontent.

makes me cringe to think now.....

new followers.

recently hypgnosys has been joined by new readers. this readership is welcome and i am grateful to be able to share with more people as my time here grows.

what i would like is for everyone to say a brief hello and to acknowledge thier presence here and possibly say a ittle bit about themselves so that we may understand the journey together that bit better.

cheers, alistair.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

now that you`ve disagrred.

how do you know that you disagreed?

a voice in your head told you.

think  about this for a moment.

all your life you`ve had this voice in your head impelling you to do things...or not to do things.

do you have control of this voice?


is the voice encouraging?

does it speak to you nicely?

does it seem to have your best interests in mind?

once you have realised that you have a voice in your head, imagine that you have a movie projector also.

mind control.

we are all under the influence of mind control all of the time.

there is a little voice in our heads telling us what to do.......constantly.

what does yours tell you?

i will say more about this later....once you`ve had time to fully disagree.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

scientology mind control.

More DIY videos at

a short primer on how scientology indoctrinates people into obedience. sorry about the ad at the beginning of the clip, but free is free after all......

now. my question here is, how does this differ from that of church, school and government?

random and mundane.

wet and rainy here. didn`t get my early morning starbucks i am now nursing a caffiene headache that, even with one americano in me, is making it hard to see out of my right eye.

fucking coffee addiction.....

i watched supersize me last night. this is a documetary about mcdonalds food made by a guy who decides to eat thier shit 3 times a day for a month.

he goes from 185 to 210 pounds and his blood work goes right into the toilet. cholestorol and enzymes go squirelly.

his mind is affected also. he becomes depressed if he`s not actually eating, and becomes elated as he`s finishing his next meal.

that is some serious drugs they are putting in those meals.

his vegan girlfriend is annoying though. her sanctimonious attitude made me want to force feed her the happy meals `til she shut up.....

what is wrong with meat for god`s sake? is it some freudian thing that lesbians tend to be vegitarian?

i actually got ill a few times watching the show, which it was designed to do. watching him make himself sick in his car forcing food down...but he made his point....i guess that is good journalism.

i had a bias against the fast-food industry going in, so watching helped bolster my position that this industry preys on people and eventually contributed to sickness and death.

but an industry that lobbys government to be able to sell thier garbage to kids as nutritious meals needs a kick in the balls as far as i`m concerned.

and it suggests that government cares very little also.

the courts decided that the fast-food industry wasn`t liable for damages to two children who gained large amounts of weight while eating fast-food, and i think that the judgement will make some think more about thier own responsibility toward food choices.

blame the media.


stop watching media.

turn off the tv. don`t drive near fast-food places. cook at home when you can. exercize. feel better. realise that you have an investment in health and that poor food choices will damage that investment.

would you put diesel in your gas powered car?

i didn`t think so.

your body is the same. so is your mind.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

the brave new world.

in the past we learned at the voice of teachers.

slowly they revealed thier position as we sat for hours listening to thier point...and then putting thier ideas down on paper, to be marked for accuracy.

and we did this for many months at a time, becoming expert on the internal state of the teacher and becoming a clone of thier ideas as we graduated.

many of us emerged from this process in a state of shock, programmed to regurgitate reams of useless information so that we could get our degree and go to work for a decent wage.

now we learn from others who went before us, absorbing thier experience and thier strategies and tactics to prepare us for the next thing in our lives.

we can access a million experienced voices and sort them at the speed of our newly sped up brains.


the stress for the old brick-and-mortar style must be agonising.

how dare we teach ourselves....

i had prepared.....

...another rant wherein i was going to compel you all to go to mr. keen`s site and tell him that he is wrong and that alistair is right...but y`know, that would be wrong, because from his perspective, he`s right.

the erosion of educational standards, and vast shifts in media content and standards and the emergence of many new media and technologies have resulted in a radical shift in peoples awareness and pace of thier ability to process information.

this accelleration of information processing has sped everything else up too.

now we can get frustrated in as little as 30 seconds with a microwave oven or a slow internet connection while waiting for a file to download...and also get impatient waiting for three years for a degree when the information contained within it can be digested by the new, sped up brain in weeks.

and so mr.keen is is killing the radio star.

and the ivy covered liberal arts degree.

but i would like for mr.keen to at least acknowledge that marshall mcluhan was correct in his prediction of the shattering of the old indvidualist paradigm as the computer pervades more of our daily lives and ushers us into the new global village.

Friday, November 13, 2009

a video wherein mr.keen reveals himself.

if you have been reading recently you will know that mr.keen, or andrew to his friends, particularly dislikes the internet, youtube, bloggers and everything else that diminishes his degrees and intellectual elitism.

he rails against what he calls the cult of the amateur and the ability of just about anyone to self-publish. he feels that agents, producers and other midddle men are there to nurture and develop talent....

...meanwhile he is using the very tools he so strongly decries to promote his book and his ideas. youtube, blogging, pdf downloads, etc.

but it`s ok for him to use these things because he is learned and an intellectual. you can tell this by the condescending fake oxford accent. (it`s hiding a lisp and a bit of a stutter too.)



firstly, i will say that i have never heard either sing, so this isn`t about who is a better performer. i understand it`s country music, which i choose not to listen to because i haven`t heard all the zeppelin i want to yet.

so one doesn`t have to go too far into this one to see the issue.

fat old girl resentful of the attention the young pretty one is getting.

fat old girl makes things ten times worse for herself by tearing into the young one.

and then apologises.

try the weekend long drinking. you won`t feel better, but you will forget for a while.

what a dumbass.

a bit about hit-rates.

it seems that whenever i rant my hitrate goes up. i watched as i made my lists and my hitrate almost doubled. as i`ve said before, i`m not here to het pageviews, but it is interesting that people seem to resonate more with the negative in things than the more positive and uplifting.....

..oh well. ay be i`ll have to make another list occasionally.

a bit about hit-rates.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

this guy is a dick.

because his web start-up failed, or he has a small dick, or has decided that the internet, and in specific youtube are evil.

his thesis is that because youtube is so easy to use and that anyone can now become a publisher of multimedia products, this is somehow undermining something.

oh yeah, that something is a game of intellectual elitism called copyright.

further he rants that everyone and his brother is now able to post a video of thier less than concert-ready version of whatever instrument they have been practicing on.

guilty as charged andrew.

i didn`t go to julliard or even learn to read music, but guess what, i can play and perform music as entertaining and of equal or better quality than many who have met your criteria for expertise.

and so have many posting thier efforts on-line via youtube and the like.

and the fact that this has threatened the institution of copyright and somehow diminished the institutions of ostensible higher learning makes me wonder what the game was about other than to control artists product for the profit of bureaucrats....and to control the information flow of learning and accomplishment into to narrow streams.

now, having said this andrew, i would hate to think that the man who operated surgically on my knee relied on youtube videos for his instruction.....

.....but you can still fuck off for being an elitist dick hiding your failures and shortcomings behind a moral arguement.



while some people are starving in affluent suburban areas, crows are able to adapt to new challenges and eat.....amongst other things.

adaptability, flexibility and determination are major hallmarks of intelligence that many humans are conditioned to underutilise.

welcome to the distopia.

i was going to....

...continue writing about places and people that piss me off.

and i noticed that my hitrate and pageviews were climbing accordingly.

this tells me that people want to resonate with pissedoffness, and that`s fine i suppose, except today i`m not pissed of and i`m not interested in revisiting anguish from the past so much.

so what am i?

enthusiastic about what is coming next.

moving. growing and experiencing new things. meeting challenges and living a life of happiness and gratitude.

quite the change from pissed of with people and frustrations.

so how did this happen?

i remembered something.

we are what we think we are.

i was pissed off about some things occuring in my life, outside of my control, and i was resonating with that feeling and it reflected in my writing.

i have no regrets about what i was writing, in fact re-reading a few posts with my girlfriend made us both laugh out loud....and that`s always good.

so i will say good-bye to my growing hit-rate...for a while...and go on enjoying a joyful and abundant day.

but check back soon, i might have need to grumble again.

new pictures of the galaxy.

i was looking at some new pictures of our galaxy this morning and i was struck, as i always am, by how much it looks like a giant explosion.

we have seen slow-motion explosions in movies where things literally fly apart and disintergrate...and this where we are the middle of an explosion.

so why do we experience so much suprise when things want to fly apart around us and inside us?

silly talking monkeys think we can control everything with baling wire and tape.

and a rule or two.

history tells us that we are all going to return to dust soon anyway...and this isn`t fatalistic or depressive thinking in the is emancipating.

think of all the petty struggles that are going on in your life right now and imagine sitting on a hill somewhere high above the noise of it all.

now what do you see.

silly talking monkeys trying to control everything......

had enough yet?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

november 11th.

as i watched the memorial sevice at the legion across from where i lived this morning i was struck that it is a tragedy that all those men died so that gays could have a parade.

is this what freedom is about?

our ever-more liberal media is taking more and more steps to be as outragious and offensive as they possibly can be without getting censored...and that censorship is becoming more liberal too.

i understand that viewers are becoming desensitised to shock and demand more "entertainment" and that the studios and tv stations have to make money.

the failure of borat was a welcome message that enough is enough and that the general population isn`t as fascinated with gay porn as some in hollywood might imagine.

the thing that disturbed me was that my children were talking about the movie.

they are 10 and 13.

and you might ask how they knew about it in the first place...but the bloody thing was being promoted on youtube and prime-time tv where kids go to watch.

and those men died so we can sit in our living rooms and watch will and grace and south park with our children while we eat dinner.

it says "lest we forget".....not fuck it.

big y`un in the hallway.

and ranger is unsure what to make of it all.....

pollocks...for k9

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

fourth list.

you thought i was done?  so much shit irritates me that i may never be done.

today`s list is one of places particularly irritating to visit.

first on the list because my girlfriend reminded me, is the hospital. she is visiting a sick person today and commented on how difficult it was to get around the place and actually find the person you want to visit.

endless long hallways with little or no signs and locked doors and elevators that don`t go to the floor you want and volunteers who are barely able to help because they are so old.....and have you visited our gift shop yet?

the reason for all this isn`t immediately clear, but once you realise that the hospital is designed for nurses, technicians and doctors and administrators. you see why things are arranged the way they are.

everyone else is an inconvenience to be diminished or avoided at all costs.

and that woudl be you and i. either a sick person or a visitor.

the hospital stay or visit is designed to be as difficult and uncomfortable as possible. ideally the staff and administrators would never be inconvenienced by actual sick people and visitors, but there is an evolution in medicine where pretty soon we won`t be able to afford a hospital stay, thereby solving the dilemma that nurses, technicians, doctors and administrators experience every day in trying to deal with unreasonable people.

and things would run much more smoothly for them.

secondly comes the airport.

the airport is a torture device designed by a group sadists who know people desperately want to go places other than where they live in the dead of winter. this group of cruelty specialists design processes and barriers to delay your escape from whichever industrial hub you live in for as long as humanly possible.

this delay begins well before you get near to the airport because it seems to be located precisely in the convergence point of the busiest highways in the city. this i believe is a conspiracy between city planners and airport authorities to place the airport as near to downtown as possible without totally shutting the city down.

once you are shunted into the appropriate alleyway by the tiny and too late signs for your terminal you find yourself faced with your first delay.

the carpark.

and it`s always under construction. why the fuck is it always under construction? didn`t they know they were going to get this busy?

and i know this is true of all metropolitan cities worldwide...and that it`s deliberate.

so you pay whatever fee gratefully and squeeze your human sized vehicle in with all the "smart" cars and hope to hell you don`t get dinged while you are away.

then there is the walk to the terminal.

some math pervert has figured out how to optimally place each parking area to make you walk as far as humanly possible to get to where you need to go.

and why the living christ do you have to be there two hours early?

so you are already exhibiting signs of stress from marching nearly three kilometers to reach your newly renovated boarding area (?) and wait in line with all the other sorry pieces of shit hoping to escape the ice and snow of january in toronto.

and, of course, they brought the kids....bless them. they are all tearing around having a great old time irritating the tired travellers all waiting obediently in line for the approving smile of a boarding clerk....

an hour later and you`ve managed to hold it together and stay cheery for your girlfriend, who had to slip off for a bit to pee. (yes, the bathrooms are on another planet.) and you finally get to the gate to give the girl your luggage and documents, which you magically manage to have in completed form..

.....and then you are given the singular privelige to be able to enter the departure lounge.

such as it is.

a sprawling expanse of plastic chairs in a big room (newly renovated) with windows barely looking out onto the tarmac so that you might, possibly, enjoy watching planes take off.

no. the building is situated so that you can only see the tails of other planes waiting to be boarded and far off in the distance some planes landing...though it`s dark and snowing so you can`t even see that clearly.

and you remind yourself why you wanted to do this.

oh yeah, to get away.

then the announcement comes that the plane will be delayed.

and all you want right now is a decent cup of coffee and internet reception.

but you are in the waiting gulag.

and so it goes.

every time, you think it will be different. efficiencies in booking, registration, organisation, management and staff training would make the experience seemless and enjoyable.

but no. same. world wide.


airports are designed for the pleasure of airport adminstrators and pilots....and you are niether of those, so all you get are delays and discomfort.

my next post will explore some of the other chambers of anguish we have to enter occasionally in hte hopes of making our lives more enjoyyable.

Monday, November 09, 2009

third list.

this time not only will i be listing annoying people, but also people who are irritating and those who are malicious and should know better.

the new gay starbucks barista. get over your big sissy self and make my drink, dipshit.  and yeah, we know why starbucks hire friendly girls and gay blokes as staff, but it can be really annoying when all you want is a coffee.

big box retail staff who don`t know anything and when you ask for help, they begin to do what you just finished doing, which was look at the box and read. i have just finished a home renovation and have had to visit home depot, home hardware and the like repeatedly and several times have had to wrestle with tiny intellects while trying to find the right kind of breakers or tap fittings or switches. it makes me wonder how these people got driver`s licences.

speaking of driver`s licences, what`s with all the people driving under the speed limit?


speed up or get out of the way.

people with leaf blowers.  what kind of fuckwit buys a device that makes more noise than a harley to blow leaves around? just rake the fucking things up you dipshit.

now, i don`t find this next type of person annoying so much, just funny. the woman in the expensive clothes and makeup with the nails all done and the new bmw who does her hair in the mirror but forgets the back where the hair is still pressed flat from a night`s sleep.

you have to laugh.

people who sit in thier garage and drink and talk really loud until 1.30 in the morning. fuck off inside your cubicle and yell if you want to. we really don`t want ot hear your shit. i`m about to toss a smoke grenade in there one night....thank god i`m moving somewhere where people stay inside on an evening. fucking rednecks and thier yappy dogs.

stop yelling at the thing. shoot it and go inside.

people who ask you a question and then keep talking so that you can`t answer. people who drone in a monotone voice and barely smile. people who gripe all the time whether it`s hot or cold outside. people who are constantly telling me thier plans to not be here for the winter, yet are here all winter and complain.

christ sake, join some volunteer organisation and they will take you somewhere hot alright. and i won`t be able to hear you go on about it.

people who go to a coffee shop and expect ot be left alone quietly to read.

firstly it`s not a library.

secondly it`s not a private your living room.

and thirdly you`re an idiot expecting people you know not to talk to you when they see you in the coffee shop. where you are every day, sometimes for hours at a time.

people who say they are going to get fit and lose weight and go on a ride for charity and then when i encourage them and support them, they tell thier frineds that i`m telling them what to do.

actually fatty, i was sincerely encouraging you to be healthy, which  is what i could have sworn you told me and a couple of my friends that you were planning to do.

in fact if my memory serves me, you actually did the ride and was happy you did...and i was glad you did too, because i know how good it feels to accomplish something and wanted to share your achievement becuase i thought we were at least aquainted well enough to share such a thing.

so fuck you, you miserable fat cow sitting there all hostile telling people i know that i`m prying into your business. no wonder you can`t find a man if you treat everyone like that.

so, from now on i will avoid engaging you in conversation even for a second, even if you are sitting with people i know, because you are a mine field of not-ok shit and i don`t feel like having you go off on me.

the annoying buddy who goes after the girl you are interested in and tries to dress like you and train like you and eat what you eat and say shit like you and thinks he`s a better version only hoping to see you fail.

and waits until you have a broken ankle to try to wrestle you in front of the girls. i was of two minds to hip toss you onto the cars in the parking lot but for the fact that your thick skull would have dented some poor bastard`s hood and i would have had to pay for it.

pretty tough picking on a guy who could barely put any weight on his ankle.

what a dick. you creepy old man. chicks don`t dig your smooth shit. try that on women your age. they will laugh in your face.

and the young ones will take your money and laugh.

and yeah, they look. because you are staring at them full on. it makes them nervous, not turned on. fuckwit.

and finally, the most annoying type of person, the yes person who agrees and seems intrigued with what you have to say, only to run to the next person and repeat what you said about them.

and yes, i have said stuff about people to other people. to me it`s a good way to see who says what to whom. i differ from others in that i  know it will be repeated, so i tag my comments with specific details for just that one when it comes back, gotcha!

anyway, that`s me feeling a whole lot better about annoying types. i needed to get that off my chest. especially the people i come in contact will that piss me off. i needed to say those things. thanks for reading.

hopefully you will recognise some of these types in your own life, draining your essential spirit for thier own greedy desires...and if you are one of these people, shoot yourself now.

Friday, November 06, 2009

the second list of people who annoy me.

bono. sanctimonious terrorist by proxy. for those of you who are wtfing right now, understand that he and his band, u2, have raised tens of millions of dollars for the i.r.a. and thier political wing, sinn fien.

people who gossip. not for gossiping, because we all do that, but for saying they don`t and that others shouldn`t. (i actually like people who gossip because i tell them things that only they then know...and when they repeat it, i know where and when it came from.)

liars. because we want to believe you, you piece of shit, and you betrayed our trust.

fools. because they aren`t bright enough to get out of anyone`s way....including thier own....and they have a job wherin they can make decisions over the lives of others, particularly my own life and that of those i care about.

like the canadian ministry of health lining people up to inject them with shit in little bottles.

schoolteachers. for telling my kids all manner of lies and half truths about everything from history to science to health. thankfully my kids are bright and don`t now believe that polar bears are drowning because we don`t recycle enough.

environmentalists. proselytisers of the new religion. saving the world. once you are convcerted, you then go out amongst the unbelievers and merrily hammer away at them until they start repeating the silliness.

(for those really interested in what is causing the heat of the planet to`s the sun. no big story, exept for the fact that..the sun is so big that it can do what it wants and nothing algore can do will stop it.)

feminists. (lesbians) they would have to be lesbians, because no woman who enjoyed the company of a man and is hopeful of a relationship with one would ever say or do any of the shit things that comes out of feminists mouths.

religious people. religion is great and helps people through shit periods in thier lives (sometimes) and gives people things to do and a purpose that they wouldn`t have otherwise..but people, keep your beliefs to yourself. i don`t want to hear about it or pay for it or anything else to do with it.  and no you don`t have a right to go on about it. feedom of speech works like the freedom to not listen ot it.

they cancel eachother out.

so shut the fuck up.

activists. just stop. you waving your anti this, that or the other thing banner around is irritating, and if anything is polluting anything and we can do anything about can stop waving your banner.


well, that`s me feeling better. tommorow i wuill continue with part three.

that`s better.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

list of annoying people.

ten people i find annoying. not necessarily in any order or context. they are listed as i feel.

michael buble. mickey bubbles.  barely 25 and he cartoons the voice of crooners from the `50s. douchebag.

the drummer from metallica lars ulrik. great, great drummer...but shut the fuck up you asshole....let the kids download your music for free (lars, here`s a`s free advertising.)

oprah winfrey. nuf said. 300 pounds of beef liver in a plastic bag. there, i said more. my blog.

politicians in general,  but specifically the ones on tv when i have the uncomfortable experience of siitng watching for any length of time. i know it`s thier game and they paid to play...but fucking hell people, why do we encourage them.

the entire cast of friends. it`s a soap opera with a laugh track....and if it didn`t have one you wouldn`t know when to laugh would you?

anyone reporting about h1n1. seriously. are we really that stupid?

i guess we are.

celine dion. celine dion pregnant. celine dion smiling. celine dion singing. french accent and a hairlip.....jeez.

new country.  i know that`s not a person. it`s an entire collection of really annoying people. some time ago some sharp people called marketers noticed that people with big hair, certain types of clothes and modern musical instruments sold a lot of records. 

many more records than nasal twangy singers blethering on about depressing suubjects.

the people who sold lots of records were, of course, rockers.

the clever marketing types thought, hmmm, lets make these depressing people look and act like rockers....and bingo, thier sales shot through the roof.

gullable people thought, 'hey, those people look like rockers, let`s buy thier cd and go to the show."

well, that just encouraged them.

now even rockers are begining to sound like country.

idiots in cowboy hats are really annoying. that`s why you don`t see people wearing them in public unless it`s halloween....or they are off to see annoying nasal twangy singers pretend to be rockers.

don cherry.  many in the u.s. won`t know who this twit is, but google and you`ll see. tiresome old windbag ex nhl coach resentful of the way hockey can be played by real athletes with skill.

he would prefer kids to hit and crosscheck everything that moves sooner than learn to skate and shoot and pass. and it`s a shame that he has the ear othe nation when hockey games are on because he tells kids to kill eachother as the best way to play the game.


and i`ve saved the last spot for the most annoying person i can imagine.


spooky unblinking sociopath. i`m suprised he doesn`t have his own halloween costume. it would be terrifying.

hey al? stop telling kids that they are drowning polar bears if they don`t pester thier parents to recycle.

anyway that`s today`s top ten. i`m sure if i thought about it i could come up with another ten, and i apologise to those who didn`t make the big ungainly woman who insists on making my starbucks coffee wrong so i will "notice" her.

i already noticed you dear. you are an idiot.

anyway. h ave a nice day everyone and hopefully you will manage to avoid those people who annoy you.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009


thanks to the internet and the sharing of information, more people are able to decode the bullshit foisted on the public regarding the h1n1 virus.

and hopefuly people will begin to take this attitude on other things we are asked to accept from our government.

like taxes.

retirement funds.


`n shit.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

it`s funny to read.

but it`s a shame to think that people are buying this shit.  refridgerated trucks to deal with the dead?

and, let`s just say for arguement`s sake, that there will be a you think the people who are being quoted in this article are going to be able to cope?

when people realise that they are on thier own in the world, they will be able to make better decisions for themselves and thier families.

Monday, November 02, 2009

isolated act.

nothing to do with cultural and religious beliefs.

at all.

yeah, yeah, i know......

....don`t believe everything you read on the internet.

moral indignation?

no, more like an indication of the barometer of the moral compass of society.

i`m not suprised that people are consuming this type of service, and i predict that it will become more popular in the next few years as our pre-existing moral and ethical codes are eroded further.

cat tower

happy kitty.

Friday, October 30, 2009

no sharia law in britain?


a question.

a friend told me of a situation that occured when he went to meet his date the other night.

he went to pick her up at the prescribed time and she invited him in for a few moments, she meet some of her family...who just happened to be there.

they sat for almost an hour while he got the third degree from the mother, the brother, the cousin and the friend, and they invited him and her to a local bar as they left, so they could talk further.....

his date apologised profusely and promised they wouldn`t do that again.

he told me she is everything he wants in a partner. great looking, funny, intelligent and has a great job in government. all good.

except that it wasn`t them doing the interogation. it was her.

my question is; how does one deal with this sort of situation?

clearly he didn`t enjoy the grilling, and knowing that it was actually her game to grill him makes the situation worse.

i await your answers.

call me insensitive, but.....

what the fuck has the trained monkey that bono hired got to do with guitar playing?

especially in comparison to jack white and jimmy page.

sometimes i get tired.

unintentionally funny.

so it`s ok for the crazy hooker lady to have her own rally with thousands of people, but the opposition leader and the rest of the nation have to stay indoors for the next three weeks?

and why is does ukraine have an escort for a president?

odd story.

my oldest boy used to sing that song. i thought it was sort of clever for a six year old to memorise something and repeat it with such style, though rap and mcdonalds aren`t my idea of culture, one has to begi somewhere.

but ot get arrested for rapping at a drive through. we like to mess with the drive through occasionally by muffling our voices or clipping our words like there is a problem with the mike....

...i will be more careful next time.

Thursday, October 29, 2009


so we can see that 3-4000 canadians die each year from the flu. this is normal and consistent. all of a sudden this n1h1 takes the media by storm like some pop star with tourettes and a too short mini-skirt and we are being asked to line up for yet another vaccine.

interestingly, just as the vaccine is being released, a young boy from mississauga dies from this special new flu.

once again our government swoops to the rescue with a timely cure for one specific flu out of all the different types floating around.

i wonder what the families of  all the people who will die of all the other flus make of all of this?

i`m sure the ministry of health has thier spokesperson standing by.....

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

bono, dude! you are an idiot.


and shut up. your mouth is doing things that your brain has no idea about.

to suggest even for a moment that u2 is a rock band, or that they have anything to do with rock and roll is laughable.

u2 is a pop band.

a pop band financed by ira money in ireland and america to promote anti-british sentiment.

sunday bloody sunday is a love song for irish terrorists (sinn fein) so they can sidle up to other political gangsters like desmond tutu or nelson mandela or the pope.

meanwhile real rock bands continue to sell albums.

ac/dc.   led zeppelin.  megadeth.  aerosmith.  zz top.

notice the pattern?

none of these bands ever made political hay from thier notariety.

dixie chicks?

Monday, October 26, 2009

happy birthday to me.

michael plays my `81 dean.


and once again......


if you don`t find this funny you can fuck off.

which is which?

one`s a genocidal fuckwit and the other one is an ejit.......or are they the same person?

all i know is that when the one guy was arrested they stopped filming father ted.

i was thinking..... i read this. maddof is doing 150 years for running a ponzi scheme (a confidence scam whereby people get paid initially by the next group of suckers ) and i thought, isn`t that what governments do?

in 1967 canada pension started promising a basic pension for working people in canada. when it started c.p.p. had nearly 700 people working to pay each retiree.

now we have about 6 people working per retiree.

do we put the governemnt in jail?

happy birthday to me.

this is one of the funniest things i`ve ever heard.

i saw him do this on letterman. i still can`t believe my eyes.

and here is a live version of the boys doing the original.......yeah!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

is this a suprise?

i lived in quebec from 1971 until 1978 and watched the struggle that english residents had with language laws in those days.

it was illegal to display business signs in english. you had to have the french version prominently displayed and placed in front of or on top of the english version.

we had to pass french to graduate from each grade in our english school.

my dad`s federal government job was taken from him because, even though he spoke five languages, french wasn`t one of them.

is it any wonder the place is struggling.

i was back there this time last year and even though the city of montreal charmed me with it`s timeless beauty, the ugly head  of sepratism was evident on every corner.

it is interesting that even the u.n. has cited quebec for being in violation of human rights laws.

the the greater french population of quebec i will say that they are a warm friendly cultured society without malace toward english, german or any other race, but the small radical few fuck it up for everyone.

i would go as far as to suggest they are terrorists.

i just had a thought....

why don`t they let gay couples into olympic figure skating?

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

this annoys me.

long after books have been sold and dvds have been played for kids in class by teachers the scientists come out and tell us that they were wrong.

but i don`t see is them going `round to my kids and telling them they were misinformed, or jumped to conclusions..or whatever else.

they just go on poking at bone fragments and hallucinating.


"The Link: Uncovering Our Earliest Ancestor."  is a cat-sized animal related to lemurs.....called darwinius.


what are children supposed to think when scientists call thier new fantasic discovery darwinius?

we have been told to trust these people to do our thinking for us.

we need to stop.


these are a few of my favorite things.

pointy shoes, starbucks coffee.........old denim. life is good.

reds and yellows and so on.....

this one makes me happy.

terence mckenna`s timewave predicts...... October 25th 2009 Timewave Novelty Points Video birthday!

pat condell.

dovetails nicely with hitchens position.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

hit rate.

while i`m not interested in hitrates as a reason for blogging, it is interesting to see that the highest traffic of late tends to be when i post comments regarding politics, religion or racial issues.

as a scientist this appeals to my nature.

makes me wonder what could be next for my loyal readership.

what do you two think?

Monday, October 19, 2009

the final hitchens for today.

...and you can tell them by thier questions.

more from hitchens.

wherein he has a good go at billy graham.

hurricanes named after boys now.


christopher hitchens.

well said sir....

how about shut the fuck up?

a good old fashioned shut the fuck up from obama and we could save millions in diplomatic circle-jerking.....sorry, i mean negotiation.

Friday, October 16, 2009

and the question remains....

who is in actual fact racist?

who sets out to deprive others of the opportunity to have access to modern resources like education, "equal" rights, media coverage and cultural preservation?

who is suffering most from an erosion of the above privileges?

if we put all of the groups of people who are in direct line for approval, promotion and protection with the resources mentioned above, we then are asked to name the group conspicuously not on the list.

who could that possibly be?

Thursday, October 15, 2009


so, not only isn`t there free speech in this country, there isn`t free speech on the blogs either.

when one wants to point out the glaring fraud being commited by the standing president regarding how to spend taxpayer`s money one is called a racist.

now, my definition of a racist is someone who, by thier actions, infringes on the ability of another to life in peace....and we all know what that means in the many different ways that racism occurs.

like having your own t.v. network.

like having your own schools.

like having programs, movements, laws and assets set aside for yourselves.

things like that.

and as vincent said in a comment previously, this has little to do with the chocolate messiah.

this has to do with liberal apologetics. an intellectual process whereby those who have make amends to those who have not.....and substantially make sure they are kept down.

apologetics has two effects. it makes those who have some feel guilty for the things they have, and secondly it makes those who have not look toward those who have as somehow depriving them of something.

out of this atmosphere of apologetics comes civil liberties, affirmative action, race laws, burgeoning social programs ostensibly helping those incapable of helping themselves...and a general mood of divisiveness.

is the black population of america incapable of being industrious?

according to some intellectuals this is so.

and some prominent black leaders keep telling thier congregations this also.

so who`s racist?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

rights and freedom of expression.

we have our rights and we have the freedom to express ourselves, right?

well yes, that seems like the right diirection for a modern society to head.

the formula is simple; censorship and denial of rights = dictatorship and tyranny.

so therefore, reduce censorship and grant rights and as if by magic, dictatorship and tryanny  will decrease also.

so here in canada we have people expressing thier views and producing images that, a few short years ago, people would have found vulgar, crude and outright offensive.

but where is the decrease in invasive bureaucracy and restrictive government?

in fact, in hte last few decades while tv and movies have become increasingly violent and sexual, government  has merrily expanded into more areas of our lives.

and honestly, i`m  sick of the opinionated empty heads figuring that they have a right to inflict me with thier point of view, no matter how misguided it is...just because they heard oprah say it or because sean penn just made a movie about it, or whether the chocolate jesus just won a nobel peace prize.

personally i think the only right they have is to shut the fuck up.

and let`s face it, it would be a lot quieter too.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


ok, so..before the obamaphiles get thier whotsits twisted immesurably, let`s just settle down and look at what we know.

iran and north korea are run by fuckheads who would think nothing of shoving us over a barrel if they had a deliverable nuke.


diplomacy has been tried, continues to be tried, and will always be a part of our attempts to disuade fuckwits from tossing fissile explosives our way, but....we know very well in our non-political heads that this is only feasable as long as they don`t actually have a nuclear bomb capable of landing here.

chomskey et al can moan on about hegemony and the oil motive in all this, but really what is going on is the de-motivation of psychotic dictators in emerging nuclear societies.

full stop.

and to re-visit our old cia friend saddam hussien for a moment to reflect on the actions of these types....just show yourself a picture of all those oil fields burning as the republican guard ran off into syria...and imagine if he had a firecracker in working order.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

happy thanksgiving.....

......for those who need to be told when to do things and what to think.

i`m going to give thanks tomorrow also. and the next day. and yes, the day after that too.

but that`s just me.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

do go on. i`m so sorry......

adventures in wahspace.....

a little arpeggiated foray into parametric harmonics with the trusty wah pedal.

also known as a wah-wah.

Friday, October 09, 2009

is this a joke?

no really, is. this. a. joke?

again it becomes a struggle between conscience and consciousness.

consciousness is the state of being aware.

we are going inside and talking to ourselves about what it is that we know about everything.

this is what it means to be alive and awake.

i thik, therefore i am.

without this process there is no life. just a deep sleep.

conscience on the other hand, is a crated state whereby we feel that we have to do something to effect change.

conscience is created by adults and children teaching children to feel repsonsible for others and for things.

it seems as if this is a good thing, one that would ensure that everyone is safe and sound, but this is clearly wrong, because everyone isn`t.

why does this happen, when everyone is looking out for everyone else?

because nobody is looking after the self.

the self goes lacking while we try our best to help and take care of others.

and we wonder why we fail.

what is the answer then?

find yourself.

know yourself.



charity starts at home.

someone once said that....i can`t remember who.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Carbon has 6 electrons and 6 protons and 6 neutrons.

Carbon has 6 electrons and 6 protons and 6 neutrons.

tones of lilting grace.

we`re all coming undone....will we make our demons our friend?

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

and in other news.

it`s now time for all the idiots to rush out and buy it, because you can plainly see how valuable it is. never been higher. get some. yum. low in cholesterol. you know you want some.

the last time gold hit a high similar to this, in the mid eighties i believe, tons of people i knew went out and got some, you know, as a hedge against inflation, or some such shit.

people all of a sudden turn into warren buffet when news stories like this are pushed into our consciousness and start using investment buzz-words and insights from global economics and oil purchase strategies to justify thier stupid top-of-the-market decisions.

which is precisely what all the people who bought gold at $650 want you to do.

they are the one`s paying for the ads, sorry, i mean news stories, in the first place.

and these are the same people who spend hours a week sorting garbage to be a good little sheep come recycling day (formally known as garbage day) shopping in the mall, buying new cars, and dreaming of thier new custom house......(just like the one three houses down)

and you know what, yesterday i paid $8.79 for a cup of fries and an orange juice as a treat for my boy who was home sick from school, and i was pissed off from the start as the girl rang it in with all the taxes and such.

half a potato and some sugar water. fuck.

i bit my tongue for my boy.

and gold is nearly $1100 an tax of course.

speaking of necessary proof and scientific reproducablity......heres a religious icon that the cathoholic church has kept as the shroud that wrapped thier christ at the time of his death. they have cleverly never come  out and said as much, but many church leaders have strongly suggested as much out of belief, which, as we know is good enough for followers.

scientists have now reproduced the image with materials and processes readily available to people in medievil europe.

now, if they could just re-approach darwin with such vigour we would be getting somewhere.

Monday, October 05, 2009


if ever you thought there was something odd (fishy?) about evolutionary theory, this video will answer your questions.

a technical anthropological analysis of acheological finds.

extremely eye-opening.




i got nothing.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Friday, October 02, 2009

more of my dogma.

in the footsteps of michael cremo, tedd st. rain documents ancient artifacts found in america. very interesting lecture on the diversity of unusual items found while mining and making roads in the last 150 years.

Thursday, October 01, 2009


to anyone but an evolutionist bent on finding a link between humans and primates, it would be obvious that a pack animal would be better at co-operating than a herbivorous tree-dweller.

also generally, meat-eaters tend to be smarter than those who only eat grass.


because grass doesn`t run when you hunt it.

the evolution of the gym.

three years ago i seperated and moved in with friends. they were good enough to allow me to set ap a small gym in thier garage. i trained there for four months until i moved to my new apartment.

the bottom picture is from the back room of my apartment. one night i got a knock on my door late. the guy at the door asked if i had heard a large bang an hour or so before. he said the bang was so loud it knocked everything out of his bathroom cabinet. i said i hadn`t heard a thing.

later i realised that it was 245 pounds hitting the rubber mats when i was doing power-cleans. i had to laugh.

when i moved from my apartment this march i made a new gym in my girlfriend`s basement where the second picture was taken.

the new gym features a two level rack that i made out of two-by-fours that will support 700 pounds for shrugs and short range bench press. the lower level is for lower bench press and partial deadlifts. the rubber mats are great for saving the laminate flooring and for saving the concrete floor of my friend`s garage.

the dedicated warrior will find a way to stay battle-ready....y`know, for when the kids get out of hand....

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

my apologies.

trevor grabbed the camera and before i realised what was happening.....

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

brown trees

 brown rust paint on light blue house paint on canvas.

Monday, September 28, 2009


now that i`m re-visiting some of my favorite`s a motherwell. not a lot to do with crop circles...unless you are talking about the one`s made by people.