y`know....i`m getting more than tired of this season. this season of stress and and anxiety over spending money we don`t have on people we barely tolerate.
i spent almost 15 miutes getting coffee at starbucks today due to everyone rushing out to get ahead of everyone else rushing out to get christmas shopping done.
why not just give it a miss this year?
oh yeah, because everyone will think you are a selfish dick otherwise.
they do anyway.
so save the $1500 and buy yourself something nice and enjoy the season for once.
what could $1500 buy you that would make you happy and keep you going for the next twelve months?
here are some ideas.
liposuction...for that fat head of yours.
a hooker who has had a shower this week.
the best noise cancelling headphones in the world.
a hand gun or two. (unless you live in canada, in which case you can`t)