Wednesday, July 18, 2007

maybe dr.phil has a point after all.

By following simple advice heard on theDr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all thethings you have started and have never finished."So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn'tfinished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottleof Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottleof Kalhua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. ....

6 comments:

kate said...

lol... I think even IIIIIII could find inner peace THAT way! lol

I will have a peek around a bit and send you my questions! You are a brave soul! lol

dr.alistair said...

brave? this should be good........

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. Send it in to Leno.

Been back a while from exile. Still in hiding.

- "Lisa"

dr.alistair said...

hey um,lisa......how did you get exiled?

glad you liked the humour.

Anonymous said...

I've been naughty. That is all.

- "Lisa"

dr.alistair said...

ah.....and who makes such a judgement, santa?