the little monkey.......

.............sat in a tree surrounded by his family and his abundant food sources and protection from predators fifty feet below on the jungle floor.

one day he decided to got for a poke around and found himself far from the cover of the jungle and out in the savannah amongst the tall grass in the domain of the big cats.

by the end of this one day he had stood up and shed his hair for the most part and his brain capacity had exploded and his skull was forced out as a result. his dna had alterred also, without the usual mutational deficits, losing a chromasome pair.
he had learned to build fires and hunt animals for food and discovered metal work and agriculture and construction.........

not all in one day. but certainly before he got hungry or got eaten himself.

so this little tale is one that scientists want our children to know is the truth about who we are as a species.

and any other idea gets laughed out of court. literally.